Got this great idea for a movie.
There’s these two gangsters, Al Dente and Mike Rafone, who
are fighting over turf — East Side, West Side, whatever. Their gangs are
champing at the bit to take over the other gang’s territory.
Both Al and Mike figure that a gun battle is out, so they
try to win over the other gangster’s mob. They each try to make the other one
look weak. Al calls Mike “Mini Mike,” and Mike calls Al — who’s huge, by the
way — “Pipsqueak Al.” Then Mike tries to embarrass Al by sending out over the
Internet a photo of Al’s wife — who used to be a model — posing in the nude on
the cover of a dude magazine some year’s back. So Al retaliates by countering
with a very unflattering pic of Mike’s wife, drunk at a party.
But it’s a standoff… then…
Well, I haven’t figured out the ending yet, but I’m sure it’ll
be a boffo at the box office. Right?
"Dumb and Dumber" was more entertaining and intelligent than this movie idea you propose. Go back to the drawing board.
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